The self-described genius has another challenging task. In addition to stopping the Russian war with Ukraine in one day (any day now) and putting all immigrants with tattoos into an El Salvadoran prison, Trump has to teach penguins how to do math.
Trump imposed new tariffs on every island, inlet, floating iceberg, and country (except for Russia). He and his genius economists and trade specialists developed the following formula to impose a framework for his Liberation Day tariff plan.
Don’t you agree with its clarity and mathematical precision? I am sure the mathematicians will chisel the equation into every future textbook for 1,000 years.
The problem is that some of his “countries” do not have human occupants. Several, including the Heard and McDonald Islands, are uninhabited. Therefore, Trump will be forced to send skilled economists and zoologists to train penguins, seals, and polar bears to use his tariff formula.