The Islamic religious festival Eid al-Fitr, or the “Festival of Breaking the Fast,” is one of two major holidays celebrated by Muslims worldwide.
Also known as the “Lesser Eid,” Eid al-Fitr commemorates the end of the holy month of Ramadan. An occasion for special prayers, family visits, gift-giving, and charity, the holiday lasts one to three days and begins on the first day of Shawwal, the 10th month in the Islamic calendar.
In the United States, Eid al-Fitr 2026 is expected to begin on the evening of Thursday, March 19 (based on crescent moon sightings).
Not to be outdone, it is rumored that President Trump and Pam Blondi will proclaim Thursday, March 19, as the festival of “Mahrmahrajan al-Damar Alsarie” or the “Festival of Fast Destruction” (also the Festival of Rapid Destruction).
The festival will celebrate the bigly, rapid smashing and bombing of the Middle East and the dismantling of American law and order. The operative words are “breaking” and “fast”. Instead of breaking a fast, he wants to break everything fast.
Trump campaigned on chaos and upsetting the American economy (lower prices and more jobs), international relations (no wars), and the American political order (obeying the Constitution and no need for future elections). The festival of Mahrmahrajan al-Damar Alsarie will celebrate Trump’s ability to break everything…real fast. He is currently focusing on the Middle East and the judiciary because they are the easiest and fastest things to break. He is the master of creating infinite chaos FROM his earlier stages of chaos. His chaos factory is so good that he will convince many Americans that the rising gas prices are Biden’s fault and that they do not need affordable health care.
The festival of “Mahrmahrajan al-Damar Alsarie” ends when Trump has a photo op banner that reads “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED…WE OBLITERATED IRAN’S NUCLEAR PROGRAM TWO YEARS IN A ROW”.
Most importantly, he also distracts us from the Epstein Files!