For those clueless about baseball, Shohei Ohtani, a Japanese player, delivered the most outstanding single game in baseball history. On October 17, 2025, he pitched six scoreless innings for the Los Angeles Dodgers and hit three home runs. His fastballs topped 100 miles per hour, and all three of his home run blasts were over 427 feet.
In the first inning alone, he struck out all three Milwaukee Brewers batters and hit a towering 446-foot blast to give his team a 1-0 lead.
No one has ever had a game like this. To make a political analogy, the quiet-spoken young immigrant does not parade around like a conquering general. Instead, his actions speak for themselves. He achieved the diplomatic equivalent of ending the Russian-Ukrainian War on his first day in office.
The following is a very short video depicting two famous Americans who never met, but through the magic of AI, travel to October 2025 to discuss a foreign baseball player named Shohei Ohtani.
There is no question that donOLD tRUMP would say he could have done better. The best at everything, the smartest, seemingly god-like, almost immortal, he would say that he could easily have bested the possibly the greatest single game performance in baseball history. If only enough money could be gathered to persuade the Dodgers ownership to suit up Chump for a day—-the results would be amazing! A perfectly conditioned athlete who is the smartest person in the world (please ignore the 80 years of failure and delusion)—–he would put on a performance we would never forget!